So pretend you’re a bee. The good news is, you have a harem. The bad news is, they’re all your sisters. Still, it’s a pretty sweet deal – they feed you, clean you, and even protect you from burglars. You and your brothers are all unarmed, lazy, and helpless. Your sisters are a wonderful combination of...
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If you polled most men as to what job would make a woman great in bed, chances are “gymnast” and “yoga teacher” would make it at the top. Statistically it’s very unlikely anyone reading this has ever actually dated a world-class gymnast, but, you know, there is such a thing as imagination. It just seems...
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Camera Film Gone are the days of hearing the film rewind in your camera, then driving it to a photo lab and patiently waiting for days to find out how amateurish your snapshots look. You got one chance to make the shot count. Todays digital cameras are an endless blank slate, where the number of shots you can take seem limitless...
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I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. I’m not really out of the office. I’m just ignoring you. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all. Sorry to have missed...
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